Funny
Stories
One sunny
day at Birmingham International Airport, a pilot called Hairy Beaver, co-pilot
called Victor Rodger were preparing for a flight to Amsterdam. All the
passangers boarded and the captains voice came over the speaker system
"Hello and welcome to Virgin, I am Captain Harry Beaver and your co-pilot
is Victor Rodger, I hope you will enjoy your flight to Amsterdam today".
I don't think thats his real name, he was probably giving the stewardess
one, looked down and said "this is captain HAIRY BEAVER". The pilot
got ready for take off (quite litrally).
PILOT:
Flight 397 ready for take off.
TOWER:
Rodger
CO-PILOT:
What?
PILOT:
Victor
CO-PILOT:
eh?
TOWER:
Vector 357,
CO-PILOT:
eh?
PILOT:
Rodger, Harry Beaver.
CO-PILOT:
What the F...?
TOWER:
Hairy Beaver, cleared for take off.
PILOT:
Rodger that!
CO-PILOT:
Could everyone stop rodgering me! Please!...