In the desert there were three men, they had been out there for hours and hours. They kept on seeing mirages, they saw a big mansion, they thought it was another mirage but as they got closer it looked more and more real. They walked up to the door and knocked on it. An old man opened the door and saw them lying there. He said to them "I will feed you, give you all the money and women you want....as long as you do not look out of the south window". The three men we almost dead and so they said "Yes OK". A few years past and the three men were fat, rich and had loads of women, but one of the men become intrigued to know what was out of the south window. So being a bloke he went and had a look, and all he could see was field and fields of willies planted in the fields, well seeing this he rushed and told the other two, "We're living with a maniac, come and see what's out of the south window". So they went and had a look, when they turned round the old bloke was there. "You have broke your promise, so you will have to have you willy removed by the profession that you were in be for you where here", he turned to the firth man and asked him, he replied "I was a carpenter". So the old man got a saw and sawn his off. He turned to the second man, "I was a lumberjack", the old man sharpened his chopper and chopped the mans willy clean off. He look at the third man how was rolling around the floor dying with laughter. The other two men said, " What are you laughing at you going to have your willy removed, your never going to have sex again". The third man replied "Well I'm a lollypop man so you're going to have to suck mine off...